In honour of the extreme excellence of the 3DS, it has been decided that our true gaming overlord, Wario, is underrepresented on the console. Even after the immense financial woes that Nintendo face because they dedicated a whole year (and a bit) to that chump Luigi, there is no Wario XL (or year of Wario for that matter). Seeing the Yoshi XL was the last straw.

The Dangerous Kitchen, have taken it upon themselves to construct the unofficial Wario 3DS XL console—we must rectify this disgraceful lack of Wario.

Such a marvel of design and ingenuity must truly exist and thus this is no mere custom paintjob. The Wario XL does indeed boast a riveting purple and yellow colour scheme however it also houses many other significant features.

A beautiful Wario nose-moustache insignia is emblazoned upon its tender brow, whilst every button is rebranded a ‘W’ button. The Wario XL includes various Wario catchphrases such as “Have a rotten day!” and “Wah Wah!” on start-up.

The one drawback of this spectacular work is the complete lack of a stylus—thought to be because Wario himself designed and manufactured the XL and pocketed the money saved from not including a stylus.

The Wario XL is an appreciation for Wario and needs to become reality.

– The Dangerous Kitchen

Shaun Roopra
Written by Shaun Roopra
My mission is to eradicate the life form you humans call pizza. I'm also an artist and writer at The Dangerous Kitchen.